Tuesday, March 24, 2009

"Think like a casino"

100% fat-free with 100% of the taste.
A lighter side of cake...

1. "Don't mornings suck?" is a perfectly legitimate way to wish someone "good morning".

2. "Drama is unnecessary, unless it's in a book or on a screen."

3. There's a lot of deception in the world of make-up, specifically light reflecting pigments found in certain foundations.

4. Time management can only be possible if one actually has time to manage.

5. A 5-minute visit will almost always reveal more than a 5-hour one ever will.

6. The perfect temperature of a room is 23 degrees Celsius. Almost nobody I know agrees with me.

7. Drying one's hair might be the only upper body exercise that one get. If this might be the case, one should always dry one's hair.

8. Playing the game is far more work than it's worth, and more often than not yielding pretty much the same outcome. Just skip to the part where the winners and losers are decided.

9. Language barriers can cause a bland story to be communicated sensationally.

10. Forwardness remains strangely attractive, no matter how otherwise unattractive its conveyor might be.

11. The same set of dice, rolled again, will rarely give you the same result. That is how casinos make money. Think like a casino.

12. Almost-free cookies do not come without a catch.

13. Time zones are nothing but a big scam to keep loved ones disconnected.