A scoop of gelato

One shouldn't wait so long to re-unite with good friends...

1. Long flights require good reading material.

2. When walking down a hundred steps in Positano, one must keep in mind that one will eventually have to walk back up those steps, and probably inebriated.

3. Don't be alarmed when you arrive at the airport in Napoli and discover that it is less of an airport and more of a giant coffee shop.

4. It is safe to assume that venturing out to get one last hit of gelato will cause an entire bus of people to forget you.

5. There is no such thing as too much gelato.

6. The more wonderful your vacation destination, the more dangerous it is to return to your gloomy place of residence.

7. Three is an adequate number of dresses for a bride to wear.

8. When making a speech, make sure to insert a witty joke building on the speeches made prior to yours. If this speech is being made at a wedding, this joke is usually about making babies.

9. The best way to enjoy a vacation is with no communication devices of any sort in your vicinity.