"Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth."
1. Opening a jar of previously unopened pickles makes one feel unusually triumphant.
2. In a romantic comedy, the hero or heroine will always appear when they are most needed. Real life, it seems, does not always function in this manner.
3. Active-aggressive is not necessarily the opposite of passive-aggressive.
4. Risk-taking does not always pay off, but in the instances that it does, it is completely worth it.
5. Staying at work for an extra 3 hours will never compensate for arriving at work 5 minutes late the day before.
6. "Everybody is less mysterious than they think they are."
7. It is okay to ditch beach plans if the alternative is a boat.
8. Decision-making is not out-sourcable.
9. Uneven sunscreen makes for a very strange tan pattern.
10. Frisbees have a mind of their own.
11. It's not the pros and cons that decide which way you take at a crossroads, it's your priorities.
12. If you are nice to technology, technology will be nice to you.
13. One should not make life-altering decisions when aboard a roller-coaster, emotional or otherwise.
14. "There is nothing greater than deciding in your life that things maybe really are black and white."
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