Saturday, January 24, 2009


"No stone throwing regardless of housing situation."

1. A pretty dress on sale is far prettier than a pretty dress not on sale.

2. Lovely people do not always make lovely colleagues.

3. Whatever information is transferred during a drinking game must always remain at the bottom of the bottle.

4. Sometimes, all you need is a bigger hug.

5. Daunting tasks are mountains in foresight and mole hills in hindsight.

6. Playing dumb can be the smartest move you make.

7. When inebriated, one should remain as far away as possible from any communication devices.

8. During a recession, one should invest in Monopoly, duty-free booze and chill companions. And be open to drinking games.

9. Waking up at 7:30am will always seem like a wonderful wonderful idea the night before at 11:47pm but a horrible horrible idea at 7:35am.

10. Football on a television is the least taxing way to keep a man occupied.

11. Sometimes, visual aids make everything far far clearer.

12. Wine + Rodrigo y Gabriela + more wine = Wonderful!

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