Delectably inebriated

Every now and then, and whatever form it takes, we all need a little 'tirami su'.......

1. When you are on the cusp of doing something which you are certain you will later regret, carefully consider the weight of enjoyment versus the weight of remorse, and then act accordingly.

2. "Pulling a Lara" (please refer to new definition) is more fun in the presence of its namesake.

3. A medium-sized Fendi bag accommodates a full bottle of vodka quite comfortably.

4. Being awoken by the unforewarned pounce of a love of your life makes the whole day a little more smiley.

5. In the absence of sunshine, you can always turn to a first-floor apartment, two bags of chips, three or so cigarettes and four gossipy friends instead.

6. If something tastes delectable when you are inebriated, you will feel reluctant to venture near it in times of uncharacteristic sobriety.

7. Certain 44th floor bars serve distinctly delicious olives. Which also happen to be within reach if sitting strategically at the bar.

8. When one uploads photo albums, one must be mentally prepared for the management, follow-up and feedback of the pictures. Oftentimes, comment moderation may require outsourcing.

9. When making your way to an early Sunday morning meeting, rest assured that your counterpart is just as sleepy and just as coffeeless as you.

10. Difficult conversations, although somewhat difficult to have, are even more difficult not to have.

11. If a gentleman remembers several details of an intoxicated exchange he shared with you, put him on the 'keepers' list.

12. The more alcohol coursing through one's veins, the more X-rated the topics of conversation one might be inclined to engage in.

13. When giving someone a gift, yes, it's the thought that counts. But it's usually also nice if the gift works.

14. Sometimes, not often, life is just like the movies.