Flaky rock 'n' roll

"But in the long run we have found, silent films are full of sound, inaudibly free..."

1. Missing someone can be somewhat healthy.

2. A leaked hotel guest list can cause one to become excessively sneaky, albeit in complete vain!

3. A "rich husband" may not be all that it's cracked up to be.

4. An email sans body can nevertheless make one smile in the morning.

5. The longer things run smoothly, the bigger the crash at the end of the tunnel.

6. Professional comfort is an urban legend. The omnipresence of office politics and air conditioning always interfere.

7. Honesty is best expressed in writing. Or in drunkeness.

8. "It seems to me that maybe, it pretty much always means no."

9. Acknowledging one's existence while denying their importance is tricky business indeed.

10. Law of transitive property: Mailing lists belonging to cool people tend to consist of likewise cool people.

11. One must attempt to live by rock 'n' roll rules. See below for details.