Pineapple

Vaguely specific musings.
Somewhat educational. Wholly entertaining:

1. The same question asked of the same person in the same moment by two people can yield two very different answers, much to the chagrin of one of the people.

2. Answering a call from your equally verbose counterpart at 12:26am can only result in a 2:32am bedtime.

3. The Mona Lisa is just as intriguing as a puzzle as she is as a painting. If not more.

4. Sometimes, you just gotta party like it's 1999......

5. The chillest coolest people out there are sports events organizers. And outsourced puzzle labourers.

6. A to-do list makes it more fun to-do things.

7. One is more likely to feel smiley when one is wearing bright pink rather than when one is wearing gloomy grey.

8. It takes quite the effort to see the person you live with, regardless of how wonderful they are.

9. What a lovely feeling to receive a package in the mail! (Even when it's not addressed to you!)

10. The fewer the unread pages remaining in a good book, the more valuable they become.

11. Having been in someone's shoes makes it much easier to recognize them when you see them.

12. Once you've gotten used to great steak, you simply cannot (and cannot simply!) return to having fast-food burgers.

13. "A black cat is like a beautiful woman: she is intimidating to those who are too scared to get close enough to understand her."

14. The loveliness factor of one's day has absolutely nothing to do with the weather.

15. Pineapple, apparently, has some pretty interesting pretty R-rated side effects. (No elaboration to be provided. One should do one's own research!)

16. There is such thing as too much lobster, true, but only within a 24 hour period.