Thursday, November 27, 2008

Reiterative cups of tea

It's never that bad... sometimes all we need is a little perspective.

1. Someone may be nice enough, but that doesn't make them nice enough.

2. Being "Dubaiian" and being "Western" are two very very unrelated concepts.

3. "You're not supposed to look like your jeans, your jeans are supposed to look like you!"

4. Some words carry too much responsibility to be uttered carelessly.

5. You always have a choice. (A repeat I believe, but reiteration is sometimes warranted...)

6. No matter how fun the game was, if you lost, you still lost.

7. Tea can be a big hassle or tea can be simple and chill.

8. Silly problems often require silly solutions.

9. If one has not entered a radio competition, one is unlikely to have won a Mazda 6 on the radio. If one does in fact win a Mazda 6, one should use it for the purposes of conveying yellow roses.

10. Your lack of ability to spell a word doesn't make you any less allowed to use it.

11. A refusal to acknowledge certain weather conditions in certain places is a normal reaction to a consistent climatic abnormality.

12. One must be cut-throat when attempting to secure coveted free tickets for a friend.

13. Waking up on the right side of bed is often associated with a yester-evening of great wine, good company and a hopeless card game.

14. Being a good friend can take on many forms, most of which are unfortunately and unforeseeably misinterpreted.

2 comments:

  1. the difference in the satisfaction of eating a fondant au chocolat and the satisfaction of trimming down 10 kgs are annoyingly similar.

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  2. Sister Sister on the Wall, Who's the Fairest one of All?Friday, November 28, 2008

    Waking up on the wrong side of bed is usually associated with dropping things, saying things you don't usually and maybe even ruining your life forever.

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